xaminmo: (Josh 2004 Happy)
Rickrolled a professor:


Enduring:


E.T. and Star Wars:
xaminmo: Josh 2016 (Default)
* Let's start out blunt, have you done anything sexual in the last 12 hours?
Well, I think about it on a pretty regular basis. Anything more detailed is limited to a more private forum.

* Are you currently looking forward to tomorrow?
Not really. I have nothing exciting planned any time soon.

* Did you have a good day today?
It's still in progress. I'm pretty ho hum too. I'd like some sunlight, without all of the infrared.

* When was your last cigarette?
Never had a cigarette. They're pretty gross to me. My mom smoked, and when I was young, it made me sick, so she stopped for a while. I've dated women who smoked, but not in over a decade.

* Have you ever skipped school just because you were tired?
Yup. Got "On Campus Suspension" which was awesome.

* Do you like the town you are living in?
It's ok. I'm comfy with it.

* Name one thing you love about winter?
Less humidity.

* Do you get in trouble at school a lot?
I was a talker. Always in trouble.

* Are you currently feeling the need to tell someone something?
Just that I'd rather be flying.

* What is your current desktop picture?
"Bad Frog Day", with a picture of a tree frog sweating it out in a microwave.

* Are you emotional?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, EMOTIONAL!

* Would you dance to the taco song?
The "Taco Song", as you humans refer to it, is responsible for the death of the entire V'luhurg civilization. It's the basis for a substory about having trouble with Thursdays.

* Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
COLD! Lick, or preferrably melt it with warm chocolate cake.

* Do you like your hair?
Yup. We're friends.

* Who sits behind you in your math class?
I haven't had a "Math Class" in 15 years.

* Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Yup. Good movie. Ash gained points with me for being part of that movie.

* What was the last CD you bought?
That was SOOO long ago, but was probably a Goa Trance compilation, or maybe Slinky Wizard, or something like that. The most recent SONG I've purchased was (looks at iTunes) "Don't Bring Me Down" by ELO.

* Ever walked into a wall?
Door jamb

* Ever bought anything from pacsun?
Not that I'm aware of.

* Do you have any tattoos?
One, left arm, cybernetic yin-yang, represents and reminds me of what's necessary to survive the chaos of insecurity.

* Have you been overseas?
Puerto Vallarta, MX; Seoul, KR; Bangkok, TH; Phuket, TH; Windsor, CA. Two are "Overseas" and 2 are neighboring countries.

* Have you lost any family members to cancer?
Maternal grandmother.

* Have you ever kissed someone who was drunk?
ME! Also, most anyone I've dated. Also, one or two others.

* Do or did you ever have braces?
Nope.

* Name the first person you can think of who has a tattoo?
Me.

* Where was the last place you went swimming?
Westlake Park on Lake Lewisville in Lake Dallas, TX

* Last person to confuse you?
Me.

* Can you take pills without thrusting your head backwards?
Yes, though I always use beverage to wash it down.

* Do you listen to music a lot?
In my head, several days per week. Also, Erica will turn on the pod at home a few days a week. Also, in the car or on the computer a few days per month.

* In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoodies?
I rarely wear a hoodie. I don't presently own one.

* Do you know any one who has gotten an abortion?
2 or 3 friends of friends from 10-15 years ago who I don't keep touch with. One person I know now who has in the past. I'm sure there are other people I know who have but who haven't share such information with me. That's a pretty personal kind of thing and for most people, it's not a decision taken lightly. As such, I wouldn't expect most people would want to advertise it.

* What was the most memorable thing that happened this summer?
Santa Fe trip, but probably because it's recent enough that I remember it. I have a poor memory.

* How many times is A in your full name?
Three

* Do you get mad when people smoke around you?
Depends on how, who, where, etc. I dislike smoke, and think people should not smoke. However, I strongly believe in people's right to do so. I have been discomforted by smoke several times, but the only time I was actually angered was when we were in the non-smoking section at Macaroni Grill, and my wife was pregnant, and the woman next to us lit up. We advised her of N/S section, said it bothered us, and she said "Oh, OK!" and moved her cigarette to her other hand and kept smoking. The waiter wasn't helpful.

* How old do you look?
I'm a poor judge of such things.

* Do you know anyone who was adopted as a child?
A guy from elementary school.

* Do you have a twitter?
Nope.

* Have you recently punched anyone/thing?
I punched my own hand, pretending to be a tough guy about something very silly. I've never really knuckled into anything. In Jr High I slammed three heads into inanimate objects, one on accident. I have pounded on inanimate objects out of frustration, which is scary enough to people around me. No punching.

* Do you like Subway?
Subway is acceptable nourishment.

* How long do you have until your birthday?
It has been 12398.75 days since I was born.
I will honour the anniversary of my birth in roughly 20 days, on 2009-10-06-0822.
xaminmo: Josh 2016 (Default)
Erica was surfing the web and found video interviews of various celebrities (lots of BSG celebs too) being queried on who they thought would win in a battle, a Centaur with a crossbow, or a Minotaur with a trident.

Centaur is 4-legged horse body, with the torso and head of a human in place of the shoulders/head of a horse.

Minotaur is torso and legs of a human but the head of a bull.

[Poll #1158459]

I searched, and there was an existing LJ Poll from November 2007 by someone I don't know, so I thought I'd put my own wording for my own poll.

Feel free to openly discuss your vote within my post.
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Haiku2 for xaminmo
these laws allow states
to take a new picture to
scare people away
@
Created by Grahame


clack clack sound when the
boot drive of your server makes
that special clack clack

i'd like to hear what
he has to say about his
favorite mule

the same element
numbers maybe exabyte
nope tandberg data

for 188 slots total
and 10 lto3 drives the t48 to
make things worse they bought

makes corporations
estimate for years without
records and pay up

More good samples )
xaminmo: Josh 2016 (Default)
So aparently, cuddles trump everything else for desirability.

Within 3 degrees, I'm #1 best catch, #3 for marry and sleep with, but not very hot, sexy, cool, likely to help out, etc. and only moderately attractive.

yAy for cuddles!

List of results )
UPDATE: http://apps.facebook.com/sparkey/
You are more desirable than 68.84% of people
Another 596,365 people is at your level
Your global desirability ranking is 6,154 out of 15,104,891 people
xaminmo: Josh 2016 (Default)
From S1m0n. This is very similar to An older post of hers aka mine back then.

1. Do you have a tattoo?
2. How old are you?
3. Are you single or taken?
4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
5. Do you dream at night?
6. Ever seen a corpse?
7. George Strait or Jay Z?
8. How did we meet?
9. What's your philosophy on life and death?
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
11. Do you trust the police?
12. Do you like Country music?
13. What is your fondest memory of me?
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
15. Would you cheat?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?
21. Do you sing in the shower?
22. What's your favorite color?
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
25. What was your first impression of me?
26. Have you ever done drugs?
27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
xaminmo: Josh 2016 (Default)
Animated Inventor



I think I flubbed a couple of answers. Some of it matches well, but some of it seems off.
cut-paste of text )
xaminmo: Josh 2016 (Default)
copied from [livejournal.com profile] n3m3sis42

The Rule:
You
Can
Only
Type
One
Word
Answers


Not as easy as you might think.Read more... )
xaminmo: Josh 2016 (Default)
You scored as Pink. People with a pink personality are in tune with romance and self discovery. They are confident and comfortable with their own bodies and understand that sex and romance are important parts of humanity. Seeing as pink personalities are not uncomfortable with such personal issues, it is safe to bet they are outgoing, social individuals who, like so many of us, are on a life long journey to understand who they really are.

</td>

Pink

81%

Blue

75%

Orange

63%

Brown

63%

Red

63%

Yellow

50%

Purple

50%

Green

50%

Black

31%

White

25%

What Is Your Personality's Color?
created with QuizFarm.com
xaminmo: Josh 2016 (Default)
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] psychojediboy (-10 points). Last Monday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [livejournal.com profile] softnchewy (-5000 points). Last month I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In November I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5392 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
xaminmo

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

some additional runs )
It seems that 50% of mine include genocide.
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These 10-item memes are tough.

Especially at 23:26 CST
xaminmo: Josh 2016 (Default)
Your results:
You are Geordi LaForgeRead more... )
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Here's the banner text from http://ww2.howmanyofme.com/
There are 299,968,595 people in the United States of America. If everyone in the U.S. lined up single file, the line would stretch around the Earth almost 7 times. That's a lot of people.

The U.S. Census Bureau statistics tell us that there are at least 88,799 different last names and 5,163 different first names in common use in the United States. Some names are more common than others.

There are 49,535 people named John Smith in the United States. There are 1,048 people named James Bond, 113 people named Harry Potter , 503 people named George Bush, and 31 people named Emily Dickinson. However, Johnny Cash (39 people) songs aside there are, statistically speaking, no boys named Sue.

What about you? How many people share your name? Enter it and find out how many of you there are.
Josh Davis
There are 166 people in the U.S. named Josh Davis.
Josh as a first name
* There are 34,496 people in the U.S. with the first name Josh.
* Statistically the 975th most popular first name. (tied with 28 other first names)
* More than 99.9 percent of people with the first name Josh are male.
* Names similar to Josh:
o Joshua
Davis as a last name

# There are 1,439,849 people in the U.S. with the last name Davis.
# Statistically the 6th most popular last name.

Of course, the "system" doesn't handle my real name.
There are 0 people in the U.S. with the first name Josh-daniel.
There are 0 people in the U.S. with the first name Joshdaniel.

While there's no UAHHHH in my name, there are lots of Joshua Davis persons though
There are 3,139 people in the U.S. named Joshua Davis.
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09/18/06  	What's Your True Talent?  	Spatial Ability
02/27/06 	Right Job/Wrong Job 		Analytical
02/27/06 	The Celebrity Matchmaker 	Catherine Zeta-Jones
02/27/06 	Tickle's Original Inkblot Test 	Peace
02/27/06 	The Dream Interpretation Test 	Spiritual Connections
02/27/06 	Your Subconscious Self 		Friendships
02/27/06 	The Sexual Turn On Test 	Personality-Environment
02/27/06 	Your Gender Identity 		Balanced gender focus
02/27/06 	The Values Test 		Resourceful Independent
02/27/06 	The Ultimate Personality Test 	Secret Agent
02/27/06 	What Drives You? 		Curiosity
02/27/06 	The Memory Test 		Object Memory
02/27/06 	The Attraction Factor 		Attitude
02/23/06 	The Super IQ Test 		147 Intuitive Investigator
08/12/03 	The Classic IQ Test 		129 Precision Processor


The 2 IQ tests straddle my childhood results of 136
xaminmo: Josh 2016 (Default)
Your ability to visualize objects in three-dimensional space gives you a unique view of the world. Because of this talent, you are much better than most people at imagining new designs including floor plans, page layouts, and three dimensional objects.

How do we know that's your true talent? While you were taking the test, we calculated your responses to each test question and rated your skills in 5 areas. You scored highest on spatial ability.

People like you are usually great when it comes to putting together assemble-it-yourself furniture or other household items — whether the items arrive with instructions or not. Your spatial skills also help you understand the finer points of how things work.

And that's just a small part of what we know about you from your test results. You also have other hidden talents that can have a dramatic effect on your career, your life and how other people see you.
Read more... )
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Your Linguistic Profile::
50% General American English
30% Dixie
15% Yankee
0% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern




BTW, what's up with everyone joining the evilSpace? *sigh*
xaminmo: Josh 2016 (Default)


create your own visited states map
or check out these Google Hacks.


Though, I've technically driven from TX to FL, but I was a kid and I don't remember much of the trip.
xaminmo: Josh 2016 (Default)
Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] simply_here
Am I spoiled?
40 or more = SPOILED
Do you have:
(x) your own cell phone
( ) a tv in your bedroom
(x) an iPod
(x) a photo printer (does color laser printer count?)
(x) your own phone line (Does Business service for our house count?)
(x) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(x) high-speed internet access (aka not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(x) dvd player in bedroom (in the kids bedroom. And the car)
(x) at least a hundred DVDs
( ) a childfree bathroom
(x) your own in-house office

Read more... )
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I don't FEEL ereet...
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[livejournal.com profile] xaminmo is more popular than 98.7% of all LiveJournal users.
[livejournal.com profile] xaminmo is more popular than 81.1% of their mutual friends.

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